madturbating:

one time i balled so hard not even i could find me

(via gagashairbow)

bijonse:

beyonce using her illuminati power to make a breadstick walk

(via rupaulvevo)

(Source: baby-i-wasbornthisway)

“tell the class a little about yourself”

(Source: theofficialmrsclaus, via beyoncebeytwice)

adameforhim:

DJWS uploaded this demo to his Cayova page and the guitars in it sound like they could be from the Whitesnake guitarist, Doug Aldrich, who said he was working on ARTPOP. Also, before creating his page and uploading this demo, he stated on Twitter that he wouldn’t say that the music “isn’t from ARTPOP,” so there’s a chance it could be.

(via bodyelectric)

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

(via gagashairbow)

wake-n-bacon:

allahfroo:

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

You shouldn’t be uncomfortable, because (this version) of Satanisim Is not in any way shape or form about worshiping Satan. It’s about worshiping yourself. You should really read about it. It is the only religion I have ever agreed or identified with. 

Well this is awkwardly awesome.

(Source: theblood-thesweat-thebeers, via vincentvangofuckyourself)

lizzlemcguizzle:

i take you to the candy shop

(via azealiaskanks)

by-any-means-necessary:

vivalakiarra:

str8nochaser:

auradacity-of:

h0odrich:

aw shit get it wednesday

HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today 

Every Wednesday from now on. 

Its wednesday , get it girl

Every damn Wednesday! Get it girl, don’t stop.

(Source: get-on-the-carousel, via anacondom)

somniumtextrix:

Tegan and Sara at 18 years old.

Hawt dayum.

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